The Daily Show - Making Sense of the Electoral College
It's still hard to get used to the fact
that Donald Trump will be president,
especially because he lost by two and a half million votes.
But then, he won the electoral college,
which is all that matters.
It's almost like being in a relationship.
You know how in relationships quality time matters more
than the quantity of time.
Like you'll get into fights like, "Why are you so angry?
I hung out with you all weekend!"
She'll be like, "Yeah, but you spent hours sleeping."
-You're like, "It was night!" -(laughter)
And then, all of a sudden, it doesn't count.
And if you're like me, you probably thought
Americans were going to the polls to elect a president.
But if you did vote, your vote didn't go to Clinton or Trump
or the best third-party candidate out there-- Harambe.
He may be dead, my friends,
but at least he knows where Aleppo is.
When people voted, they were actually voting for electors
who are basically a bunch
of locally-appointed representatives
who then vote on your behalf.
Which, again, makes no sense to me.
Do you understand how weird that is?
That's like going to a deli,
but for some reason, you can't order for yourself.
You are just there at the counter like,
"Hey, uh, can I have a sandwich?"
And then there's some guy who's like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got this. Hey, can he have a sandwich?"
It's a bizarre twist on an already bizarre system
because there are two ways to pick a president.
There's giving it to the person with the most votes,
-commonly known as democracy.
And then, there's how America does it.
We're the only democracy in the world
that doesn't count the popular vote.
This is the second time in 16 years
that the person coming into The White House
has lost the popular vote.
MAN: Under the electoral college system,
a candidate who wins the most votes
gets all of that state's electoral votes.
A candidate can win millions of individual votes
and still lose all that state's electoral votes
because they lost the popular vote there.
Now if that sounded confusing, that's because it is.
The person with more votes should win.
because no other country decides elections this way.
It's even weird in America, you understand that.
You don't elect mayors like this in America.
You don't elect governors like this.
-You don't even elect Idols like this.
The presidency is the only office, where, for some reason,
you don't trust the popular vote.
And by the way, this is not about Trump.
You know the system is broken
because the person with more votes lost
in two of the last five elections.
that every time I flushed my toilets,
there'd be a 40% chance (bleep) would spray back at me...
...I'd be like, "Maybe I need a new toilet.”
But America is like, "I've had this toilet for 200 years.
I'll be fine. I'll be fine."
-(imitates water whooshing) -"Trump! Trump!"
-(laughter) -"Aah! Aah! That was horrible.
-All right, next election. Aah."
And you know what makes the system even worse
is that even if you didn't vote for the candidate,
you still end up voting for the candidate.
In most states, whoever wins the most votes
takes all the electoral votes
in what's called "winner take all."
In the vast majority of states, you just need to win by one vote
to get all the electoral votes in the state.
You see that? That makes so sense.
The winner shouldn't get the loser's votes.
Can you imagine how bad the Olympics would be
if they gave the winner all the medals?
That wouldn't be fun. That's not fair.
You love Usain, but that's not fair.
What about the Russians, huh? What about the Russians?
They took so many drugs to get there.
-Come on, Usain! Come on!
"Winner take all" means that in big states,
even if a second-place candidate gets millions of votes,
the electoral college don't give a
So the nearly four million people
who voted for Hillary in Texas,
or the two and a half million who voted for Trump in New York,
They're like lines of dialoguein a Fast and Furious movie.
They're there, but they have no real value.
the electoral college is here to stay.
It's even written into the Constitution.
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